But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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