We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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