I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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