yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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