My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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