the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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