1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
please don't ironically join a cult
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