I saw his package. It spoke to me.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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