About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
