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ready 4 sex 2nite?

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wow. woo me matt, woo me.

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(847): ready 4 sex 2nite? (978): wow. woo me matt, woo me. http://tfl.nu/frhd

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(248): View more from Michigan

i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle

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(248): i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle http://tfl.nu/q09n

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(302): View more from Delaware

I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.

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You mean inside out.

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No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.

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(302): I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down. (1-302): You mean inside out. (302): No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist. http://tfl.nu/eio3

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(314): View more from Missouri

So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.

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(314): So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs. http://tfl.nu/yiuw

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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year

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(203): i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year http://tfl.nu/ku2e

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(503): View more from Oregon

What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?

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(503): What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you? http://tfl.nu/o1lb

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.

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(815): Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. http://tfl.nu/ev5h

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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?

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(519): Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin? http://tfl.nu/eyam

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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.

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(678): We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward. http://tfl.nu/10ml

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(786): View more from Florida

It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...

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(786): It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries... http://tfl.nu/iebn

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(+49): View more from Germany

we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!

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(+49): we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?! http://tfl.nu/7d9u

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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.

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You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.

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(570): I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women. (570): You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force. http://tfl.nu/ij9q

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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.

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(612): I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo. http://tfl.nu/h4b8

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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.

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(217): sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar. http://tfl.nu/imgt

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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.

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(505): It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand. http://tfl.nu/gh3l

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