My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
A+ Viking dick
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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