I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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