You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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