smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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