You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
God I need to hump something, right now.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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