He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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