i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I had to cum in my sink.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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