Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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