So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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