she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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