You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I need moral support for this bender
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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