Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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