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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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