I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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