do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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