I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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