well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Randomize
