Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
