Do you still have your period?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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