did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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