did you get engaged???
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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