so explain again why im purple
no
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize
