I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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