Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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