that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
