But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize