new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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