I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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