a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
ugly people sure do ruin things
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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