Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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