so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Less talking, more tequila
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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