Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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