Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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