i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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