dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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