the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
