do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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