we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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