whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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