I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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