mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
