TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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