I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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