You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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